A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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