but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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