This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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