The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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