what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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