Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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