scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
how drunk are you?
Several
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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