why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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