OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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