I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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