About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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