we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Randomize
