i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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