super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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