just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
We had to coat check the pizza.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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