dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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