I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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