It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
My balls are so social today.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm really busy with my period
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