can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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