I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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