Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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