so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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