weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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