Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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