i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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