If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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