3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
