in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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