I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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