nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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