Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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