I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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