i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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