Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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