Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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