Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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