Cold hands, warm shart.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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