I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
