So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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