i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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