the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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