what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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