never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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