I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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