Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
soo... how was my night?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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