I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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