Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
