why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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