Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Boobs speak an international language.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
