I CAN MOONWALK!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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