I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We got so high we made milksteak
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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