omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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