let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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