We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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