is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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