i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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